A local estate is holding an open day in the near future.
I don’t know if the printer of the publicity leaflet ran out of punctuation marks but they have left me confused. Apparently the attractions on the day are:
“CREAM TEAS, PIMMS & ICE-CREAM GUIDED MEDITATION IN NATURE GAMES & COMPETITION FOR CHILDREN.”
I have no idea what “nature games” are, or how they involve meditation. Is the meditation during the games to be guided only by ice-cream or by both Pimms and ice-cream? Further clarification is required.
It might be worth the compulsory “donation” to a local charity as an entry fee simply to discover what one must do in the competition to win a child.